Bangaloreee

 Metro metro everywhere
 not one train to link
 Malls and malls everywhere
 not one place to sink

 Beautiful chicks everywhere
 with brains made of zinc
 Handsome punks everywhere
 holding hands and wearing pink

 Water water everywere
 not a drop to drink
 Bangalore weather is wonderful
 but its crowded and it stinks

bar to broom

bar ge hogi drink maad de rum
home ge bandaage thale anntu gimmm

bed mele biddu hodedaaga gorke
wife thandee bittalu porke